Saturday, March 23, 2013

Debt Collectors

As I stood in line to order coffee I overheard two guys behind me with English accents. They looked somewhat like Manchester soccer hooligans--dressed in rugby jerseys with watch caps pulled down over their ears. Lanyards held their company ID cards.

Smiling and looking at their IDs, I asked, "So, what do you guys do?"

"We are collectors for Bank o' America."
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"So, you might come to my door to collect money?"

"Whatever."

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