Mistaken Identity

Standing in my florescent yellow long-sleeved running shirt, I was finishing fueling my car.

A woman in a car driving by, opened the window and yellowed out, "Hey, you look like you are with the Tour de France."

Perhaps she thought I was Lance Armstrong. :-)

Some people's dogs

As I walked in the park, I overheard a woman talking to her dog.

As if self-conscious, the dog sat staring at the grass. She grabbed him by the chin, moving his head until they were eye to eye.
"You look me in the eyes when I talk to you!" she scolded.