Who's Screaming?

As I waited for my senior coffee at McDonalds, Debbie the Manager shouted, "I'm not screaming. You're the one that's screaming. You should have asked for decaf, and you would have had it!"

 

It sounds stupid, but I relate, having been there myself.

A Sarah Story

Last Sunday was epiphany at church. At St. Pat's the church Rebecca and her family attend, three men dressed as the wise men were "interviewed" as a part of the homily. Sarah looked at them with all the earnestness of a four-year-old and then turned to her mother and said, "Gosh, Mommy, isn't that nice. Instead of going back to see King Herod, they came to Colorado."