When I was going to college, I had a summer job with a plumbing shop. One day a man in his eighties walked in and told me that he wanted to raise up his toilet seat by an inch.
I suggested ten chrome washers for each of the two bolts on the back of the toilet seat.
"These will be great," he said. "Frankly, my balls have been hanging in the water."
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O the joys of solving a customer's problem.
