Wednesday, January 27, 2010

TMI


As I walked into the liquor store to buy some beer, I saw a woman in her thirties with bleached platinum blonde pixie-cut hair fringed in red and green. Multiple piercings adorned her face and navel. The man accompanying her had a shaved head with multiple piercings adorning his face.

She walked up to the check-out counter carrying a bottle of booze. She said to the clerk, "I lost my virginity with this stuff."

That was more than I wanted to know.

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