Sunday, September 12, 2004

The Swimsuit

When I picked up my college girl friend, she was wearing a short, short skirt. She looked very attractive, but I didn't like all the guys oogling  her legs. Possessively, I said, "You might as well be wearing a swim suit!"

A month later, we walked over to see a basketball game on a cold Friday night--like ten degrees--this was Montana.  We got to our seats at the game. I helped her take off her long winter coat. There she stood, in the middle of all the fans, in a bright yellow swim suit. More than embarrassed, I frantically tried to cover her up with her coat.

She had to be freezing on the long walk over and back from the fieldhouse--all for a cool joke on me. All the women I have told this story to say that I got what I deserved.

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