At airport security the first TSA screener who looked and acted like an East German boarder guard was intimidating as she slowly examined our IDs under black light.
A nearby agent looked at Lois's necklace said, "I always wanted to get my wife a necklace like that. Couldn't afford it."
His partner said to me with a smile, "I'll bet you had to use a gun to get that."
They then waved us through, and we were relieved to have made it past the first centurions.
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