Rocky Mountain High

For friends interested in visiting Colorado for a "Rocky Mountain High," the conflicts between local, Colorado and Federal laws are slowly being resolved.
---You won't be able to buy pot in Colorado Springs or El Paso County--except for two approved stores in Manitou Springs.
--- If you fly out of Colorado Springs, you can't bring pot into the airport. If you happen to forget this law when you enter the airport, your options are: 1) take it back to your car, 2) deposit it in an "Amnesty Box," or 3) carry it through security and past snarling, TSA-trained, dope-sniffing dogs--to be arrested on Federal drug-smuggling charges.
---Finally, if you plan to stay with us, we continue to run a no-smoking facility.

Customer Service

I had called up to cancel my subscription, and the clerk said with scripted cadence: "And how are you doing on this fine Wednesday morning sir?"

"Fine." 

"That's great sir. We always enjoy talking to happy clients on a fine Wednesday morning."