Who...Me?

Daughter Rebecca shouted to her three year old in the kitchen, "What are you doin' in there?"

 

Andrew yelled back, "I'm not in the butter."

I want a new mother

Earlier last week Sarah, who is four and a half,  was misbehaving, and her mother Rebecca sent her to timeout.

 

As she was marching up the stairs, Sarah turned to Rebbecca and said, "I don't want you for a mother. I want Mary. She'd never send Jesus to timeout."